![]() (Kinda like that scene in When Harry Met Sally.) Other times, she isn’t specific at all - a nameless, faceless woman who rips off my clothes and fucks my brains out. For example, if it’s a woman I knew in high school, I’ll go back and try to think about if I’ve seen something about her on Facebook recently. I do, however, think about why particular women are appearing in them. Generally, I try not to think about the meaning of my wet dreams. I’m a Star Wars fan, but not a Star Wars junkie. As a token of their appreciation, the girls take me back to their place and we have the most amazing group sex. It’s always been more like, “This is happening let’s just go with it.” Like there’s this recurring one at a high school party: I’m a Jedi Knight committed to galactic peace and forced to dispatch a rowdy bunch of dudes bothering some really attractive girls in our high school. I’ve never tried to manipulate the dreams and bend them to my will like The Matrix (“There is no spoon!”). I guess it proves that the biggest sexual organ is the brain - stimulate it, and you can stimulate anything.Īs for the dreams themselves, they run the gamut from the banal - we’re out on a date at a club - to super fantastical - I’m riding a seahorse on the beach while having sex with a mermaid. And how crazy is it that my mind can elicit a physical response like an orgasm without actual touching or insertion? No pulling, tugging, twisting or slapping. Nor are there any pre-game masturbation rituals such as making sure the shades are pulled all the way down and the requisite amount of clean-up materials are handy. There’s no scheduling sex with the wife around soccer schedules and Jump Zone parties. In fact, I kind of enjoy their spontaneity. I thought to myself, This was supposed to happen in seventh grade when things were awkward and weird, not when I’m an adult with a girlfriend and a healthy sex life! I remember thinking in high school, why the fuck aren’t I part of the club? (Of course, I also didn’t develop respectable pubic hair until the end of my junior year of high school, so I have a track record of being a late bloomer.) It actually wasn’t until I was out of high school - around the age of 24 - that I had my first wet dream. ![]() Ironically, during my teenage years, I never had them. Like, “Seriously, man?You’re in your late 40s!” It’s always been more of a thing that made me laugh. I’ve never thought to mention it to my doctor because I’ve never been worried about them. They just seem to happen whenever they want. The amount of sex I have (weekly) and how often I masturbate (daily) doesn’t really impact their frequency. On average, I have a wet dream about every six months. After the set, some guest - a random MILF like Stifler’s mom - took me aside, and we had sex in the corner, which was cool because I’ve never hooked up as a DJ in real life. I used to DJ weddings, and in the dream, I was at a wedding in a tuxedo with no tie. The last wet dream I had was about four months ago. Take P.J., for example, a 47-year-old man who lives in Baltimore…. “While it’s true that wet dreams are much more common in adolescent males who aren’t stimulating themselves to orgasm or having sex with others, wet dreams still may occur in ‘young adults,’ until the age of 35.” There isn’t any hard data on how many grown adult men experience nocturnal emissions, though anecdotal evidence - including dozens of responses to my query on Craigslist - suggest that plenty of guys cum in their sleep well into middle age. ![]() While wet dreams in men older than 25 are rare, sexologist Marelize Swart says they’re not unheard of. By his estimation, almost every guy will have experienced at least one nocturnal emission by the age of 24. “They tend to occur in teen years when testosterone levels are highest,” explains Muhammad Mirza, a New York City physician who specializes in men’s sexual health. Nocturnal emissions, aka “wet dreams,” are typically regarded as an awkward wonder of adolescence.
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